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1. 邱吉爾與史達林通電話：
   ——沒有。
   ——沒有。
   ——沒有。
   ——沒有。
   ——是的。
   ——沒有。
   ——沒有。
   掛斷電話。
   艾德禮問他：
   ——邱吉爾先生，你們同意了什麼？
   ——我不會說俄語。

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2. Churchill talks on the phone with Stalin:
   — No.
   — No.
   — No.
   — No.
   — Yea’.
   — No.
   — No.
   Hangs up.
   Attlee asks him:
   — Churchill, sir, what did you agree on?
   — He asked me “sosal?”

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   1. ,
      Churchill talks on the phone with Stalin:
      — No.
      — No.
      — No.
      — No.
      — Yea’.
      — No.
      — No.
      Hangs up.
      Attlee asks him:
      — Churchill, sir, what did you agree on?
      — He asked me – have I washed my ass?

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      1. , Attlee blew out the candle

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3. Churchill talks on the phone with Stalin:
   — No.
   — No.
   — No.
   — No.
   — Yea’.
   — No.
   — No.
   Hangs up.
   Attlee asks him:
   — Churchill, sir, what did you agree on?
   — He asked do i know old navy tradition

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   1. , а ведь он реально знал

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4. Boatswain fuck Cabin boy:
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — No! No! Not in butt
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya
   — Ya

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5. Churchill talks on the phone with Stalin:
   – Yes?
   – Hello!
   – Yes, yes?
   – Well, how’s it going with the money?
   – Huh?
   – How’s it going with the money?
   – What’s going on with the money?
   – What?
   – Where are you calling?
   – I’m calling you.
   – Who?
   – Well, you.
   – Who are you?
   – Who are you?
   – What Mikhal Palych?
   – Terentyev.
   – I don’t know him, you’ve got the wrong number, friend.
   – Who?
   – You.
   – What’s going on with the money?
   – What money?
   – Well, the money I contributed to the capital.
   – Where?
   – To the minimum subsistence capital.
   – Are you drunk or what, son?
   – I’m tre.. I’m Mikhal Palych Terentyev.
   – Who are you?
   – Drunk.
   – That’s right, that’s it, tie the strap, for fuck’s sake.
   – Where… Tie what?
   – Tie the strap!
   – What are you yelling about?
   – Nothing!
   – Hello!
   – Yes.
   – Well, what’s going on?
   – What?!
   – How are things with the money in… The question is?
   – What money?
   – Which money I invested in capital.
   – What capital?
   – The minimum subsistence level.
   – What?
   – What do you mean?
   – Where are you calling?! What number are you calling?
   – Your number.
   – You, son!
   – What?!
   – Fucking son!
   – What?
   – Where are you calling?!
   – What are you yelling about?
   – What number are you calling?!
   – Twenty-two, five hundred and five.
   – Well? What capital? You fucking faggot!
   – Live… A living wage!
   – Well, a living wage.
   – Well, why are you yelling?
   – Not a fucking thing! Or I’ll smash your fucking nose, you fucking brat!
   – What’s wrong with you?
   – You get it, right?!
   – I don’t understand where…
   – Shut the fuck up!
   – Hello.
   – You fucking faggot!
   – What about me?
   – You come here, I’ll twist your head off!
   – What’s the address?
   – Just come here, I’ll twist your head off, you fucking brat!
   – No need.
   – You get it, right?!
   – For what?
   – For everything!
   – What did I do?
   – You fucking son! – What about the money?
   – Do you understand me?!
   – What about the money, I ask?
   – That’s it, some money, you fucking faggot.
   – Who?
   – You!
   – Why?
   – That’s it, shut up.
   – Hello. Hello.
   – I’ll find out what phone you’re calling from!
   – I’m calling from the office.
   – What office?
   – Located at 4 Krasnoarmeyskaya Street.
   – Here, tell me your phone number.
   – Hello.
   – Tell me your phone number.
   – Why?
   – So that I can come and beat your fucking face in.
   – What is this for?
   – For everything! You understand, right?
   – I don’t understand anything.
   – I told you, son.
   – What?
   – Do you understand me?
   – Dad!
   – That’s it. – What’s wrong?
   – Give me your phone number or come here.
   – And what about the money?
   – What money?!
   – Which I invested.
   – Where did you invest?!
   – In capital.
   – In what?
   – The minimum wage.
   – You fucking faggot!
   – What?

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6. – Как по английски написать спайдермэн?
   – Chelovekpauk.

   (Это все анекдоты на английском, которые я знаю.)

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   1. P.S. Смеяться тут надо над тем, что я думаю, что это анекдот на английском.

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